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A classic pattern with a naughty spin! Great for people who aren't ashamed of their nsfw humor. Watch your friends and family's shock as they suddenly realize this seemingly innocent design is... well, not so innocent!

Ah, the classic leopard print. Fashionable, beautiful, natural, and - wait... Okay, maybe this leopard print is a little TOO natural! Make your friends and family do a double take at this Leopard Print Penis Pattern!

Ah, I see you've been studying the books of gains. But Have you pondered these massive ORBS?! The orbs are my muscles!! Flex like the extremely yolked sorcerer you are with this funny "muscle wizard" design, perfect for harnessing the ethereal otherworldly power of lifting weights.

Mark my words, mess with the rabbit. You get the stabbit. Show off your soft fluffy but sharp and deadly vibes with this funny stabby bunny shirt design.

Oh yeah, I have hobbies, I really love overthinking and crying, how about you?? Show off how you spend your free time with this, "My Hobbies Include Overthinking And Crying" emotional humor design.

Okay I may have seven cups of coffee a day, but I'm not addicted to coffee, haha! It's just that labor under capitalism is a demon draining my life force and all it offers in return is unhealthy coping mechanisms instead of letting me rest more. Resist the work grind and take back your personal time with this ironic coffee addict design.

You know you have that Big Pie Energy when the notion of baking anything instantly makes anyone think of you! Make some mean pies this thanksgiving with this funny twist on BDE.

Please like and subscribe to my onlyfins! This is literally just about pictures of sharks! Nothing NSFW! Show off your love for sharks with this cute and funny, shark parody shirt!

Gaze upon my body and tremble, mortal. Be surrounded by gorgeous fish and strike fear in the hearts of millions of men with this utterly powerful reverse mermaid design inspired by old school tattoo art.

The universe is big. It's vast and complicated and ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them wieners.

How is my intel so bad that I have to go through SEVEN WHOLE CASTLES to find where this princess is? Cripes! You'd almost think she doesn't want to be rescued! ...Waitaminute...

Ahhh yes, my favorite season, the fall of society! Show off your love of fall, autumn, and society changing as we know it with this, "I Love The Fall Of Society apocalyptic autumn design!

My pronouns are sleepy and tired, cuz my gender is exhausted! Break the binary and take a nap with this, "My Gender Is Exhausted" non-binary design!

What really grinds my gears is if we've been planning it for months, and then suddenly "Oops sorry I uh I have to... become a tree. Today. Nothing to be done, bye bye". Unf.

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If you don't close you're mouth, I'll ALT+F4 it for you! My hands are on the keys right now, so if you know what's best for you, you'll shut it!

When I say I have BDE I mean I possess big demon energy! Praise satan and show off your big demonic energy with this Big dick energy satan parody design.

I'm witchy, I'm gay, and I'm magical. My spells include seduction of the same gender and not giving a shit.

Momento mori, my friends. You cannot avoid death, but you must remember to live!

Sorry, I'm doing real hot girl shit. Like, Eating pizza in my dirty boxers and not really doing anything in particular. Maybe reading. Probably napping. IDGAF. Take a some chill time in your room and don't have a care in the world with this pizza girl design.

Watch out, I'm back on my silly goose shit! Show off your love of being a silly, sassy goose with this illustration of a goose wearing sunglasses strutting in the sunshine.

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All right, fess up and face your comeuppance. These claws must have their vengeance upon the vile fiend who woke me from my happy nap.

Is it weird that I can play a video game about cleaning things for ten hours straight but I can't be arsed to clean my room? ...Yes? Well, too bad. This virtual house ain't gonna spray itself.

Ain't no sleep for the wicked... or me. I'm not wicked or anything I'm just a college student. Look, just let me have my coffee, it's all I have!!

Um... I think there has been a miscommunication in the design department. I mean technically he is "hanging", but... what even would this card mean? "Getting some is in your future"? Sure, if you're packing like this guy.

Needless to say, I'm tongue and bends, but I'll be sliding away, slowly tasting dirt on my way.

Hey, you're gay, and that's okay.

I've come to take your soul again... I don't remember the folk revival being so evil. Then again, there was America...

Banana Fana Fo Fatan, Mee My Mo Matan! Do the name game with your favorite Lord of Darkness with this fun, bouncy design!

Banana Fana Fo Fatan, Mee My Mo Matan! Do the name game with your favorite Lord of Darkness with this fun, bouncy design!